Joints frozen in Carbonite? Stretch out on this Han Solo yoga mat
The latest chapter of the Star Wars saga hits movie theaters tonight, and perhaps after you’ve left the theater, yearning a wee bit for Harrison Ford’s early days, you’ll feel like doing a little yoga.
But not on any yoga mat. Not after watching “Solo: A Star Wars Story,” in which Han Solo gallops around the universe alongside a gang of galactic smugglers for two solid hours.
No, you need a special Han Solo- themed mat from Onnit.
Granted, this Han’s muscles really don’t stand out all that much. He’s just 5 millimeters thick and looks more than a tad agonized.
But plop it on the ground, match your hands with his, gaze into that forever frozen in polyurethane rubber face, and maybe a little of Solo’s bad boy charisma will flow through his fingertips and into your soul.
Anyway, it’s cool a cool mat, and you can order it here for $64.95.