In new Alamo PSA, Jeff Goldblum will, ah, find a way to stop your texting

Are you so preoccupied with whether you could text in a movie theater, you never stopped to think if you should

Well, then Jeff Goldblum will sic a Tyrannosaurus rex on you right in the middle of the theater. 

The actor who plays noted “Jurassic Park” mathematician and chaotician Dr. Ian Malcolm lent his, ah, business consultant expertise to the Alamo Drafthouse for a new “Don’t Talk or Text” Public Service Announcement.

More: Here are 21 times the Alamo Drafthouse kindly told us to shut up

Check it out here, in all of its whimsy (and Papyrus font):

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Goldblum, who was in town for SXSW earlier this year to promote his role in Wes Anderson’s “Isle of Dogs,” is starring in the new “Jurassic Park” sequel “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom,” out June 22.

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And remember, talking and texting are no-nos. 

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