Readers, are you ready for the most exciting part of any news consumer’s year? Oh, that’s right. It’s time to talk about content metrics, baby! 

By which I mean: I found out what stories y’all were reading the most in 2017, and it’s pretty interesting.

When I’m not ranking Thanksgiving side dishes or writing about what the El Arroyo sign said this time, I’ve got a whole list of duties as the American-Statesman’s social media & engagement editor to keep me busy. Part of that list is analyzing which news stories perform the best on our websites and on social media. At the end of the year, I always dig into the numbers and find the stories most popular with readers over the past 12 months.

And this year, I’ve gotta say: Good job, guys. In 2017, Statesman readers clicked on some of the most important news stories we published, from hurricanes to Supreme Court decisions to school accountability ratings. OK, you also clicked on a couple stories with slightly less gravitas. An honorable mention that just missed the cut: a viral video of a snake in East Texas regurgitating another snake.

But enough about signs of the apocalypse. Without further ado, here are the 10 most-read stories of the year.

10. Austin man sues date for texting during movie

In a story that spread across the nation, 37-year-old Brandon Vezmar filed a claim in court against a date who accompanied him to see "Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2" at Barton Creek Square Mall. Vezmar asked for $17.31, which was the price of the movie ticket to the 3D showing. The petition to the court said the behavior of his date, Crystal Cruz of Round Rock, was "a threat to civilized society." Alamo Drafthouse CEO Tim League offered Vezmar a gift certificate to drop the suit. Cruz later paid Vezmar back as part of an "Inside Edition" segment, and Vezmar said he planned to drop the suit.

An Austin man is suing a woman for texting during a movie date. He is asking for $17.31, which was the price of the movie ticket to a 3D showing of "Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2.

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9. Texas police withheld records of their son’s death. Now they know why.

Graham Dyer died in the custody of Mesquite police in August 2013. His parents, Kathy and Robert Dyer, had been told by police at the hospital where Graham was taken that their son had been out of his mind on LSD and had bitten one of the officers while they were taking him into custody. He’d seriously injured himself inside the police cruiser as they drove to the jail. The Dyers asked to see police records, but a Texas law said authorities didn’t have to turn those records over. The family found a way to get the records, and disturbing videos of their son’s final moments told a different story from what police said happened. Statesman investigative reporter Eric Dexheimer continues to follow the story.

Kathy and Robert Dyer stand by the headstone marking the gravesite of their son, Graham, in Evergreen Cemetery in Paris, Texas, on Monday, April 10, 2017. Kathy designed the headstone herself, with a circular opening in the top. "To me it represents passing through from this side of death to the other side," she said. Dyer's 18-year-old son, Graham, died while in police custody in 2013. The Dyers spent two years trying to get the police records about his death, due to a Texas law that says a police agency isn't required to turn over records for incidents that don't result in a conviction.

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8. Texas schools and districts got their letter grades from state

The schools are usually the ones giving out report cards, but they get grades, too. Many Texas districts earned lackluster preliminary grades in January under a new letter-grade accountability system. Specifically, Central Texas districts — including Austin, Leander, Hays, Georgetown, Bastrop, Manor, Elgin, San Marcos, Hutto, Dripping Springs and Elgin — got Ds and Fs in certain areas. Our story included an interactive database that allows readers to search for their district’s grades.

Austin ISD Superintendent Dr. Paul Cruz talks about the successes and failures from the latest state accountability ratings for school districts Tuesday afternoon August 15, 2017. Four Austin district schools failed to meet state academic standards, half as many failing campuses as last year.

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7. Officials in North Texas identify student who died in UT stabbing

On May 1, University of Texas at Austin student Harrison Brown, 19, was stabbed to death on campus. Investigators say Kendrex J. White, a fellow student, had a mental breakdown leading to the attack, which also left three students injured. White’s trial is expected to begin in 2018. He’s been indicted on four felony charges, including murder. Brown, who was from the North Texas town of Graham, was a runner and actor. He had won 2016 class favorite his senior year of high school, and his entire high school had also named him the most popular kid on campus.

A portrait of Harrison Brown is on display at the University Catholic Center before the start of a memorial Mass in his honor on Tuesday. Brown was killed in a stabbing attack at the University of Texas on Monday.

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6. Supreme Court rejects Texas case on gay-marriage benefits

In June, the Texas Supreme Court revived a lawsuit seeking to eliminate benefits offered to the same-sex spouses of City of Houston employees. The court ruled a marriage license did not guarantee same-sex couples to spousal insurance benefits. In December, the U.S. Supreme Court declined to overturn that ruling, rejecting Houston’s appeal without comment.

Danny Gonzales and Julio Salinas exchange vows during a mass gay wedding ceremony on the south lawn of the Texas State Capitol on Saturday, July 4, 2015  

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5. Rick Perry added to National Security Council’s core decision-makers

It’s been a long road from Paint Creek. In March, former Texas Gov. Rick Perry was confirmed as U.S. secretary of energy in President Donald Trump’s cabinet. Then, in a shakeup of the National Security Council in April, Perry was added to the council’s principals committee, the primary group of policy-makers for national security. Perry’s addition came at the same time as the ouster of Steve Bannon, Trump’s former chief strategist, from the committee.

Energy Secretary Rick Perry speaks during the daily briefing at the White House in Washington, Tuesday, June 27, 2017. 

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4. Texas lawmaker files bill that would penalize men for masturbating

State Rep. Jessica Farrar of Houston took a satirical approach to laws restricting women’s access to birth control and other health care options. In March, Farrar filed a bill that would impose a $100 fine for men who masturbate and ejaculate outside of a woman’s vagina. The bill’s name: "A Man’s Right to Know." The bill also contained provisions that would restrict vasectomies, Viagra prescriptions and colonoscopies.

Texas Rep. Jessica Farrar woks on the phone as she listens to debate on HB 13 on the floor.

Ralph Barrera/Austin American-Statesman

3. In Travis County custody case, jury will search for real Alex Jones

Alex Jones: Austin mainstay, conspiracy theory peddler, presidential ear-catcher … performance artist? Ahead of a child custody trial pitting the Infowars host against his ex-wife, Kelly Jones, the Statesman’s Jonathan Tilove profiled the rise of the broadcaster, who has "become an unlikely popular and political force in the Donald Trump era." Alex Jones’ lawyers made the case that their client should not be judged by his on-air persona, while Kelly Jones’ lawyers argued Alex Jones’ persona made him an unfit parent. Kelly Jones was later awarded joint custody of the pair’s three children.

Alex Jones arrives for a child custody trial at the Heman Marion Sweatt Travis County Courthouse on Wednesday April 19, 2017.

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2. Want to see Hurricane Irma for yourself? Here are 6 Florida webcams to watch

As Hurricane Irma made its approach from the Caribbean to the U.S. mainland, we collected a few links to webcams that would show the storm’s arrival from locations like Key West, St. Petersburg and Miami’s South Beach.

FILE - In this geocolor GOES-16 file satellite image taken Friday, Sept. 8, 2017, at 11:45 UTC, sunlight, from the right, illuminates Hurricane Irma as the storm approaches Cuba and Florida. Irma was one of the top searches on Google in 2017. (NOAA via AP, File)

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1. See what’s happening in Houston for yourself. These 6 webcams show Harvey’s impact

Yep, more webcams. Hurricane Harvey, perhaps the biggest story in Texas in 2017, devastated regions of the coast and left Houston submerged in floodwaters. We compiled a few livestreams broadcasting footage from coastal areas like Corpus Christi. Most of those were knocked out of commission by, well, the hurricane. We updated the story later to include Houston-area webcams, which provided our Central Texas audience with a window into the deadly conditions facing their neighbor to the east.

The I-10 service road at North Eldridge Parkway in West Houston is under water after Hurricane Harvey on Monday August 28, 2017.

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