The persistence of Keanu Reeves is one of the most extraordinary cinema blessings of our age. From “River’s Edge” to “John Wick, “ the dude abides.
So of course it is time to make fun of him.
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Behold the Keanu-thon taking place 7 p.m. June 22 at the Alamo Draftrfhouse Ritz, wherein Master Pancake comedians John Erler and Andrew Rosas as they riff on one of the gnarliest careers in American movies.
Meanwhile, "John Wick 3" continues to gallop all over the box office, racking up a cool $150 million in a year wherein live action sequels and reboots aren't doing so well (see also the new "Godzilla," "Men in Black International," "Shaft, "Dark Phoenix," "A Dog's Way Home" and "Hellboy").