You might recall comedian Ben Schwartz in his finest hour thsufar as Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, the fashion-and-bling-and-bottle-service-obsessed best friend to Tom Haverford.
Now, Schwartz is maybe fulfilling J-R's destiny as he hosts a pop-up fashion to debut...
Wait for it.
The Dos Equis Towel Jacket (or "beach blazer"). Which costs $250. "Because it’s not just a towel jacket," the press release says, "it’s a lifestyle."
This sure-to-be dazzling event takes May 23 at Moontower Saloon (10212 Manchaca Rd.). Doors open at 7 p.m., fashion show starts at 8 p.m.
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Look for a runway including Taste of Koko, Natalie Paramore and Shelby Sorrel. Also look for a "fanny fridge:" a fanny pack that holds an entire six pack of beer. Presumably Dos Equis.
Also enjoy a retro dance floor repurposed as the main stage, music from Vibe Vessel, '80s Obsession and Dallas-based funk-disco group Ishi, a h ot tub deck, furnished with inflatable pools.
It may, in fact, be peak Jean-Ralphio and he remains the worst.