So, Texans, a few questions: Do you live in Katy or Frisco?

Would you like to provide endless nightmare fuel to friends and possibly enemies?

How do you feel about doughnuts?

How do you feel about clowns?

How do you feel, and this is the big one, about clowns with doughnuts?

According to Fox News, the two Texas locations of Hurts Donuts (which are in Frisco and Katy) have launched a promotion wherein customers can send a scary clown to appear at someone’s door to deliver Hurts Donuts.

The Katy store posted the promotion on its Facebook page with the words: “SCARY CLOWN DELIVERIES! Call 346-387-9900 to get on our schedule!”

It will only cost you an additional $5 to do this potentially life-scarring thing.

The Frisco store was offering something similar. Their phone number is 469-214-8001.

The stores did this last year as well. No word on people passing out, having a heart attack from fright or attacking the clowns.

Also: Both stores are open 24 hours. Can you imagine a clown coming to your house at midnight with doughnuts?

Just putting that out there.