On National Signing Day, Houston hero Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter signed two star recruits to the team. According to her Instagram, the pop superstar is pregnant with twins.
Beyoncé posted a photo of herself Wednesday, veiled and surrounded by flowers, holding her stomach. The caption reads, “We would like to share our love and happiness. We have been blessed two times over. We are incredibly grateful that our family will be growing by two, and we thank you for your well wishes. - The Carters.”
The singer and her husband Shawn Carter (aka rap mogul Jay Z) already have one daughter, Blue Ivy, born in 2012. But you probably knew that, because you are a human being capable of processing the information around you.
As predicted, the internet was quick to ring the alarm.
We’ve already started brainstorming baby names, including:
- Red Rhododendron and Green Chrysanthemum
- Luke and Leia
- Kelly and Michelle
- Alpha and Omega
You know what you have to do, Texas. It takes a village to raise a child, so it must take an entire state to raise two children of this caliber. Let us know how you plan to celebrate today’s celestial event in the comments. We know you’ll probably just say “Who cares?” but the answer is: probably everyone except you.