Are you so preoccupied with whether you could text in a movie theater, you never stopped to think if you should?
Well, then Jeff Goldblum will sic a Tyrannosaurus rex on you right in the middle of the theater.
The actor who plays noted "Jurassic Park" mathematician and chaotician Dr. Ian Malcolm lent his, ah, business consultant expertise to the Alamo Drafthouse for a new "Don’t Talk or Text" Public Service Announcement.
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Check it out here, in all of its whimsy (and Papyrus font):]]