Monday’s a drag. Let’s do something about that.
Let’s recall the classic movie "Too Wong Foo" and this oft-quoted quip: "When a gay man has way too much fashion sense for one gender, he is a drag queen."
That wisdom — as real as VVS stones — should ring true on Halloween as it does in everyday life.
Also recall another celebrated quote from the film: "Why is that little Latin boy in drag crying?"
He’s sad because we’re still days away from our favorite day of the year — and already ghouls just wanna have fun.
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No more tears. On Red River Street, longtime Austin goth haunt Elysium is calling all Party City queens (we see you, Sharon Needles fans) for back-to-back nights of macabre drag shows this week, where two ensembles will trick-or-treat you right.
On Oct. 19, Louisianna Purchase and Zane Zena of Die Felicia present Universal Monsters, a revue celebrating "The Bride of Frankenstein," "Creature from the Black Lagoon" and other scary classics. There’s a costume contest with prizes, so no wonky eyelashes, please. 10 p.m., $6, 705 Red River St.
Oct. 20, the ghouls of Poo Poo Platter present the fourth annual Texas Drag Show Massacre, a revue including Arcie Cola, Bulimianne Rhapsody and Louisianna Purchase. The special guest is Vander Von Odd, the self-billed "first Drag Supermonster of Dragula." 10 p.m., $10.
The freaks come out at night for more parties at Elysium in the week leading to Halloween, including its big bash on Oct. 28, Helloween 2: Demon’s Night. Horror film fans are promised a burlesque show, costume contest and opening set by Future Blondes. 10 p.m., $5.
Now slay, queens.
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