What with “The Dark Tower” opening and Austin favorite son Matthew McConaughey starring in it (and dressed exactly like he just stepped out of one of his Lincoln ads), we’re taking a look back at some McConaperfomances and putting them into a McConaranking.

Matthew McConaughey as Rust Cohle in "True Detective" (photo: HBO)

Here we go. I am sure your favorite isn’t on here, especially if your favorite is “Interstellar.” (Note: several of these clips contain R-rated language and concepts.)