Hope you don’t like that beach body you’re rocking this summer, because the fried foods of fall are coming your way. 

The State Fair of Texas released its semifinalists in the Big Tex Choice Awards, and wfaa.com shared the whole list. 

Behold the greasy, cheesy, artery-clogging on-a-stick goodness that you might be dining on in Dallas when the fair arrives Sept. 29-Oct. 22:

 Beer Battered Beef JerkyFried Redneck Wedding Cake BallsCajun Fried Deviled EggsFried Sloppy Joe Flautas with 'Not Cho' FriesCrawfish LollipopFried Texas DirtDeep Fried Bacon Wrapped Mozzarella with JalapenoRanch Fried Texas Sheet CakeDeep Fried Breakfast CupcakeFunnel Cake Bacon Queso BurgerDeep Fried Chicken Noodle Soup on a StickGulf Coast Fish BowlDeep Fried Fruit LoopsOreo BeerDeep Fried ReubenPinot Noir PopcornDeep Fried Root Beer Float with Dragon's BreathRamen Grasshopper CookieDreamy Drunken Sopapilla Cheesecake BarSouthern Fried Chicken Monte CristoFat SmoothSurfin-Turfin-Tator BoatFried Arroz Con PolloTexas Fajita FriesFried Cheesecake Stuffed Apple SundaeTexas Fried Cowboy FrittersFried El PasoThe Tamale DonutFried Mango LocoTipsy Topsy Catfish on a Stick

What’s a Fat Smooth, you ask? That’s what the judges will be after trying all these treats.