This is at least 1,000 times better than “5,000 Candles in the Wind.”

On Tuesday afternoon, while the rest of the country was held rapt by the election, a miniature horse not unlike “Parks and Recreation”‘s Li’l Sebastian was on the loose in downtown Conroe.


The Houston Chronicle reported that at least four Conroe police officers helped capture the tiny white steed around 3 p.m. yesterday near some train tracks.

The horse eventually made its way into a pen near Clayton Lee Plumbing, where some employees assumed a suspect was on the loose after seeing the police officers running after the miniature beast.


Later, officers on scene said the Precinct 5 Constable’s Office took the horse into custody with its livestock unit.

You can see the video here, which shows the horse in all its renegade glory.

Just call it Li’l Conroe.