This is at least 1,000 times better than “5,000 Candles in the Wind.”

On Tuesday afternoon, while the rest of the country was held rapt by the election, a miniature horse not unlike “Parks and Recreation”‘s Li’l Sebastian was on the loose in downtown Conroe.

[youtube=]

The Houston Chronicle reported that at least four Conroe police officers helped capture the tiny white steed around 3 p.m. yesterday near some train tracks.

The horse eventually made its way into a pen near Clayton Lee Plumbing, where some employees assumed a suspect was on the loose after seeing the police officers running after the miniature beast.

via GIPHY

Later, officers on scene said the Precinct 5 Constable’s Office took the horse into custody with its livestock unit.

You can see the video here, which shows the horse in all its renegade glory.

Just call it Li’l Conroe.