Credit: Showtime

A brilliant stand-up, former “Saturday Night Live” and “Weeds” star and current hawker for blood clot medicine Xarelto, Nealon is likely to leave you in stitches during one of his Cap City gigs. Xarelto probably won’t help with that, but it sounds like Nealon might have connections in the pharmaceutical industry. I don’t know. If his comedy actually injures you, stick around and see if he can help, I guess.

Details: 8 and 10:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday. $25-29. 8120 Research Blvd. 512-467-2333,