The word you are looking for, people, is genius.
Daniel Vaughn, aka the Texas Monthly barbecue editor, found this incredible Craigslist ad for a smoker that uses the body of the body of a 1988 Cadillac DeVille.
Brothers and sisters, Vaughn tweeted about it on July 5 and as of July 12, IT IS STILL FOR SALE.
“This is an custom homemade BBQ trailer grill.,” reads the ad. “1988 Cadillac Deville Smoker weight 2600 capacity 1300 heavy duty & gagged steel great for parties, weddings or family unions. Has it's own hitch to pull anywhere. Great investment! SERIOUS buyers only!!! 1800 OBO.”
Here is the ad itself.
One of y’all needs to buy this. For Texas. For America.
Paul Wall, take us out!