Astros win? Academy has you covered

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Astros win? Academy has you covered

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Places that look like this in Austin will open at 6 a.m. if Certain Things occur.

Dear Minute Maid Park,

Yeah I know it’s been one of the most bonkers series ever and easily one of the most epic. Two teams with more than 100 wins taking it down to the proverbial wire.

And sure, everyone, everywhere makes “World Series Champion” merch well before the final out/inning/minute/quaeter of whatever final championship game, that’s just how it goes. And we all know stories of where the losing teams stuff ends up. Capitalism, amirite?

Anyway, I always thought the jinx aspect of all this was too looming to ignore so in the spirit of all that, Texans should know that there are pallets of Astros-as-World-Champion gear in Academy Sports and Outdoor outlets right this second. In Austin, stores will open at 6 a.m. Thursday if the team wins.

yours very truly,

Chavez Ravine

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