This $1 million Houston-area home for sale is totally normal, if you’re really into mannequins

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This $1 million Houston-area home for sale is totally normal, if you’re really into mannequins

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Courtesy Diana Power / RE/MAX

Hello, would you like to buy a perfectly nice million-dollar Houston-area home? It was built in 2000 and it’s a beautiful five-bedroom, five-and-a-half bathroom house sitting on two acres. It has a game room, a media room, a study, an outdoor kitchen ... basically, it’s huge and beautiful. There’s nothing wrong with it, we swear.

Photo courtesy Diana Power / RE/MAX

Oh, is that a nice cowboy enjoying a cup of coffee with his breakfast? No? That’s a ... it’s a mannequin. Oh, OK. Sure.

Courtesy Diana Power / RE/MAX

Is that ... another mannequin in the study? Hanging from the ceiling? Sure. That’s fine.

Courtesy Diana Power / RE/MAX

OK, this is where we draw the line. This woman looks like she’s casually sitting in her bedroom, watching a TV that isn’t there, but nope. Another mannequin.

Spoiler alert: There are mannequins in almost every room of this house. The online listing says, “You truly have to let this one sink in to appreciate all the extras,” and boy, ain’t that the truth. It’s a beautiful home, but ... wait ... do you guys get the feeling we’re being watched?

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