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The movie theater wants to kill you

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We all have our guilty pleasures, whether it’s “The Real Housewives,” Adam Lambert’s new album, the “Twilight” series of novels/movies. But none of those can kill you (at least not quickly).

As it turns out, mine can. Maybe not immediately, but it doesn’t look like it would take long.

I love movie popcorn and sodas. I can’t stay away no matter how hard I try (granted, I don’t try very hard). Even if I’m at an 11 a.m. press screening, I still need my fix. Usually, I end up in massive pain later in the evening and promise never to do it again. Until the next time. When I do.

It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that the massive portions and artificial butter (I’m not looking at you Alamo Drafthouse) is not health food. But the first study in 15 years by advocacy group Center for Science in the Public Interest proves that digging on popcorn and soda at the movies not only is bad for you, it may be one of the worst things imaginable. (Not to mention the hit on your wallet is almost as bad as the hit to your heart.)

The Los Angeles Times reports today that, “A medium-sized popcorn and medium soda at the nation’s largest movie chain pack the nutritional equivalent of three Quarter Pounders topped with 12 pats of butter, according to a report released today by the advocacy group Center for Science in the Public Interest.”

Matthew, we have a problem.

From the LATIMES.com story:

The group’s second look at movie theater concessions — the last was 15 years ago — found little had changed in a decade and a half, despite theaters’ attempts to reformulate. CSPI bought multiple servings of popcorn from the three largest movie chains, Regal Entertainment Group, AMC and Cinemark, and had them analyzed in an independent lab. It found that a Regal medium popcorn — 20 cups — contains 1,200 calories, 60 grams of saturated fat, and 980 milligrams of sodium. That’s without the buttery topping that can be drizzled — or poured — on the popcorn, which adds another 200 calories and 3 grams of saturated fat per 1.5 tablespoons. An AMC medium popcorn did better because of its smaller size — nine cups — at 590 calories and 33 grams of saturated fat, and a 14-cup Cinemark medium was 760 calories and just 3 grams of saturated fat (in both cases, before adding buttery topping). One problem is that Regal and AMC, the two largest chains, pop their popcorn in coconut oil, which is about 90% saturated fat, noted Jayne Hurley, senior nutritionist at Washington-based CSPI. Cinemark, the third-largest chain, now pops its corn in canola oil, which explains its much lower saturated fat levels. “Cinemark gets a thumbs-up for switching,” Hurley said. In two positive steps, trans fatty acids were not found in the samples, Hurley added, and theaters have stopped using hydrogenated oils in the butter-flavored toppings.

Looks like I will be sneaking in nuts and bottled water from here on out. At least, that’s the plan for now.

Read the full piece here.

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Movie review: ‘The Messenger’ (Grade: A)

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You don’t need to witness battles on the screen to understand the horrors and complexities of war, as evidenced by screenwriter Oren Moverman’s incredible directorial debut, “The Messenger.”

Will Montgomery (Ben Foster) has returned from the war in Iraq a decorated hero, but, with multiple injuries, he must serve out the final three months of his tour stateside. Relegated to the bleak and thankless work of casualty notification, Montgomery is charged with visiting the homes of those who have lost a family member. His stern commanding officer and companion on the ominous visits, Tony Stone (Woody Harrelson), explains to the disciplined but conflicted soldier that his new job is about “character” and one that must be done “before you can understand it.”

Neither of the men has the benefit of training in grief counseling and their job is simply to inform, not to engage the victims’ families with any level of sympathy.

Saddened by the loss of the girlfriend he left behind to go serve his country, and haunted by the vivid images of war, Montgomery has only two companions in his new life in rural New Jersey: a pager that goes off at all hours to alert him to his latest assignment and Stone, whom he views with a mixture of fear, incredulity and disdain. Throughout the movie, the pager’s piercing beep acts as a sword of Damocles, an audible device that leaves the audience on the same edge as the soldier.

The camera trails Montgomery and Stone as they enter each residence to notify families of their tragic loss, a view that offers the audience the soldiers’ perspective on this horrible journey of endurance and duty. Stone insists that the men speak only to the next of kin (NOK, as he regimentally describes them), as they gut-wrenchingly deliver news that will forever change the lives of the people they visit. Feeling the pull of empathy, Montgomery struggles with the rote and bloodless delivery of a message that carries the weight of death.

As he battles to reconcile his humanity with the emotional detachment required of the job — a function that Stone has assimilated so deeply that he seems to have no connection with his fellow man — Montgomery finds a kindred spirit in Olivia Pitterson (Samantha Morton), a grieving military widow and mother of one who is trying to come to terms with the death of her husband, a man whose soul she felt had already been lost to the brutality of life at war. Lodged somewhere between the world of a soldier and that of a civilian, Montgomery enters an awkward courtship with Pitterson that is an odd blend of infatuation and desperation.

The centerpiece of the film is the relationship between Stone and Montgomery, both of whom are trying to understand their place in a world of which they do not feel a part. Stone’s stoic persona is belied by a manic attitude toward women and a self-destructive tendency that has him sitting precariously on the edge of the wagon. Montgomery simply wants to feel again. As the cold relationship between commanding officer and his charge takes on fraternal warmth, both men make strides toward a deeper self-discovery and reconciliation of their part in war.

The script, co-written by Alessandro Camon, offers a loose framework for a movie that features amazing, award-worthy performances. Harrelson, who has a history of playing crazed characters, hits the perfect note in a role that displays his ability to be wildly entertaining and reflective at the same time. Foster (who has shown chops in supporting roles in “3:10 to Yuma” and “Six Feet Under”) meanwhile is simply stunning, as powerful when silent as he is when speaking.

Credit goes to Moverman for allowing the movie to unfold organically with lengthy scenes that let the open wounds of its characters breathe, as they attempt to slowly repair themselves. While its subject manner is dark and discomfiting, the movie has a robust humor, and hopefulness that glows with humanity and grace.

Moverman and his cast and crew have created a stirring masterpiece that allows audiences to inhabit a side of war we almost never see, and reveals the endurance of the human spirit and our need to find solace, love and comfort in our fellow humans even when we feel most vulnerable and conflicted.

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Movie review: ‘The Blind Side’ (Grade: C)

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As “The Blind Side” opens, video of one of the most gruesome hits in NFL history rolls. For anyone with a passing interest in football, the scene of the maniacal Lawrence Taylor snapping quarterback Joe Theismann’s leg like a twig is hauntingly familiar. One that will make you cover your eyes in the theater.

But the most jarring thing about the opening of the movie is not the visuals, but the audio. Narrating the play-by-play and the backstory of the injury’s impact on the way football would be played in the future is the syrupy Southern female voice of Sandra Bullock’s Leigh Anne Tuohy.

Despite the classic NFL footage, there should be no mistake, however, that this movie is about the person telling the story, not the game itself. (Indeed, the paucity of actual gridiron action makes it difficult to classify this as a sports movie.)

Based on Michael Lewis’ investigative journalism that created the nonfiction book of the same name, “The Blind Side” tells the story of the Tuohy family and the young man they saved from abject poverty and the perilous streets of West Memphis.

Massive African American teenager Michael Oher (Quinton Aaron) has spent his adolescence bouncing around friends’ houses, an orphan whose crackhead mother, while still living, has long since lost the ability to raise her son. He is symbolic of the failure of the Memphis public school system and seems to have run out of chances.

The last person in his corner seems to be an older gentleman who has taken an interest in saving the child and getting him enrolled along with his son in the Wingate Christian School. The overeager football coach at the private institution appeals to the Christian charity of the school’s administrators, persuading them to accept on probationary terms the kid with an IQ of 80 known as “Big Mike.”

But Mike’s salvation does not come simply from enrollment. A foreigner in the pristine world of his new school, Mike is still homeless, adrift and left with seemingly one pair of raggedy shorts and a shirt. His new classmates are almost as scared of the new mute beast in their school as he is of them.

All of that changes on a wet, winter evening when Leigh Anne and husband Sean Tuohy (an effective and subtle Tim McGraw), whose two children attend Wingate, spot Big Mike wandering the streets and decide to pick him up and take him home.

Although she has trouble ascertaining the history of Mike, the iron-willed Leigh Anne is determined to create a brighter future for the young man. Thus begins the amazing transformation of Big Mike from gentle giant to a warmly accepted member of the Tuohy family.

In the face of latent racism from her country-club friends, and with the support of her deferential and kindly husband, Leigh Anne not only helps Mike accept the love of his new family, but also teaches him how to play football, in a scene that borders on the ridiculous. Despite the accuracy of much of the story, the film still suffers from a saccharine overdose and unnecessary touches meant to lend credibility. Young actor Jae Head, who plays S.J. Tuohy, mugs with an over-the-top performance as Big Mike’s adopted little brother and best friend. And the parade of college coaches who play themselves demonstrated why these men work on the sidelines and not on movie sets. Bullock, on the other hand, plays the nouveau riche take-no-guff matriarch with equal parts toughness and sensitivity that represents a refreshing departure from some of her past rom-com fare.

Much of the feel-good film would be impossible to digest, its story seemingly cobbled from a pile of clichés, if it weren’t for the veracity of its narrative. As Lewis’ book explains, Oher suffered from extreme learning difficulties that left him years behind his peers in a developmental sense. Despite the brutal surroundings of his childhood, Oher was not filled with a rage or ferocity. Instead, he became a prisoner trapped in his own body, his heart and mind seemingly inscrutable even to himself. The love, support and encouragement he received from his adoptive family taught him confidence and gave him purpose that led him to a life in the highest realm of football. (Oher was eventually drafted by the Baltimore Ravens in the first round of the NFL draft.)

In the movie as in real life, it seems impossible to penetrate Mike’s thoughts, leaving him an enigmatic cipher. Writer-director John Lee Hancock (“The Rookie”) instead chooses to tell his story solely through the eyes of the loving but self-righteous Leigh Anne, who, in an act of false humility at the end of the film, asks if she is in fact “a good person.” By this time, it seems the answer is obvious, and the question lends her and the film more an air of self-satisfaction than altruism.

Watch the trailer for “The Blind Side” here.

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Live review: The Avett Brothers at “Austin City Limits” taping

Yes, I am late to the party, yet again. Although I have heard The Avett Brothers 2009 release “I and Love and You” a few times, amazingly I’m not very well versed in the North Carolina trio (and sometimes quartet). Amazing in the sense that they seem like a band perfectly suited for my taste - lyrically rich with mostly acoustic instrumentation and a rootsy vibe.

Though the band has made stops in our town as both a supporting act and buzzed-about festival attendee (SXSW & ACL), I had yet to see what is regarded as one of the most energetic live acts on the road. I remedied that with a visit to the KLRU studios to see the band tape a performance for “Austin City Limits” on Monday night.

After seeing varied and disparate acts in recent years, it felt rather authentic to see a countryish act take the “ACL” stage for the final show of the 35th season, which will air on Jan. 23, 2010. Dressed in jeans, boots and bandanas (whether in pocket or on head), the guys seemed to represent well the ethos of the legendary TV show.

The first thing I was struck by was the power of Scott Avett’s voice. For such a slight man, he packs a booming two-by-four wallop of a voice. His voice is enhanced by his brother Seth’s more tender sound, and the duo have created a harmony that bespeaks the years they’ve spent living and singing together.

As the band launched into “Laundry Room,” from “I and Love and You,” it was obvious that their reputation for energetic and excitable shows is well earned. The entire quarter — Scott, brother Seth Avett, bassist Bob Crawford (looking more than a little like Salvatore from “Mad Men”) and cellist Joe Kwan - bounced up and down in their boots and went after their respective instruments with fury. Throughout the show I wondered if the stage would give way under the boots that acted as an extra instrument all night.

While the band of brothers and would-be brothers pogo’d around the stage, the vibe from the crowd did not exactly match the guys’ vigor. In the case of “Go to Sleep” and several other songs, it seemed the fellas were hoping to inspire a little bit of audience participation that never quite happened.

A few audience members did get in on the act in all of the wrong ways, shouting out song requests, imploring Scott to introduce the band and making efforts to engage the North Carolinians in more stage banter. To that last point, Seth acknowledged that the band still had not refined the banter part of their act, which Scott followed by saying they had also not refined other parts of their act.

He was kidding, of course. But the guys did seem to be a bit nervous. Understandable for the two brothers who say they grew up adoring the show that they praised endlessly Monday night.

All of which is not to say the nerves got the best of the brothers and their other string men. Rotating between instruments and belting out introspective and poetic lyrics as they played (and a couple of time, replayed) 17 songs spanning six of their albums over the last six years, the brothers brought a fierce energy to the stage that, along with their step-back-from-the-mic wails and yawps, gave a nod to their history as a rock band. There might be tighter bands (and I still think the brothers could benefit from a more fully fleshed out band, giving them a more textured sound) that have passed through the hallowed studio, but few have matched the earnestness, energy and humility of the Avett Brothers.

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Setlist for “Austin City Limits” taping
1. “Laundry Room”
2. “Go to Sleep”
3. “And it Spread”
4. “Salina”
5. “I and Love and You”
6. “Paranoia in B Flat Major”
7. “January Wedding”
8. “Head Full of Doubt/Road Full of Promise”
9. “Murder in the City”
10. “Die Die Die”
11. “Salvation Song”
12. “When I Drink”
13. “Slight Figure of Speech”
14. “Please Pardon Yourself”
15. “The Perfect Space”
16. “Colorshow”
E: “Talk on Indolence”

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Ken Ober dies

A news bit that makes me feel rather old, former MTV Veejay Ken Ober has died at the age of 52, according to the NYTIMES.com. In 1987, the sharp-witted comedian became the host of MTV’s “Remote Control,” the “network’s first original series to focus on non-musical content.”

From the Arts Beat blog:

Lee Kernis, a manager at Brillstein Entertainment Partners who represented Mr. Ober for more than 20 years, said that Mr. Ober was found dead on Sunday. He said that Mr. Ober was last heard from on Saturday night, when he spoke to a friend and complained of a headache and flu-like symptoms. Mr. Ober told the friend that he was going to take something and would see a doctor as soon as possible. Mr. Ober, who grew up in Boston idolizing game show hosts like Bob Barker and Bob Eubanks, went on to host four game shows of his own, including a revived version of “Make Me Laugh” in 1997. But his breakthrough came a decade earlier when Mr. Ober, a contestant on the televised talent show “Star Search,” became the host of the MTV series “Remote Control” in 1987.

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You may not know about The Carillon, but you should

Statesman restaurant critic Mike Sutter recently did a fabulous review of The Carillon (which you can read here), but I wanted to pile on some of my own praise.

If you aren’t familiar with the Josh Watkins-helmed restaurant in the AT&T Executive Education and Conference Center on the University of Texas campus (that’s a mouthful), you are probably not alone. Until Sutter and I went there last month, I had only a foggy idea of the place, as we had written about it a year ago or so when it opened.

Located on University Avenue, the street that runs into the UT Tower from the south, The Carillon sits on the ground floor and would likely go unnoticed if you weren’t looking for it. The dining area of the restaurant is massive, with stone arches inscribed with philosophical quotes framing the lengthy room. The giant proportions can make you feel a little small in the restaurant, especially when it is empty, which has been the case on two of my three visits.

True to the vibe of being in a conference center-hotel, when empty, the restaurant can make you feel as if you have snuck into a closed resort, although there just so happens to be staff on hand to greet and serve you. It is kinda spooky in that regard, which can give off a slight feeling of having landed in “The Shining.”

But once the food comes, it is pure warmth and luxury. More than once now I have tried the hamachi crudo appetizer that comes topped with shaved celery, dried blueberries, hazelnuts and ponzu sauce. The toppings, which may sound numerous, do nothing to overwhelm the rich, buttery fish. It is probably one of my favorite appetizers in town. On my last visit, I also had the tuna tartare, which had tart, crunchy pieces of Granny Smith apple mixed in with the fish and came on a plate that had a rich balsamic reduction and some toasted/candied nuts. And, just to complete the seafood trifecta, I also sampled some of my girlfriend Marita’s pistachio-crusted scallop, the subtle flavor of which is kicked up with a rich, earthy chanterelle mushroom puree that is eye-rollingly good. Maybe I have a three-way tie for favorite apps in town now.

I can’t seem to stay away from the coffee-rubbed New York strip, which comes with delicious, chunky roasted parsnips, candied garlic chips and an in-house mesquite-smoked syrup. And I’ve also sampled the herb butter baked chicken breast from my guest’s plate on a couple of occasions. Not one wrong note on either of those two dishes, both of which Sutter writes about here.

The main reason for this post is to draw attention not just to the amazing food and good service, both of which have moved The Carillon into one of my Top 5 in town, but also to highlight what a great deal you can get there. For $38, you can get a three course meal. All of those courses are standard sizes, no small plates here, and they can be arranged as you like. For instance, I had two appetizers and an entrée, while Marita had an appetizer, entrée and a dessert, which we split. Add an $8 glass of wine for each of us, and the total before tip came out to just a hair under $100. To get an idea of the price, the strip is usually $36 on its own. How or why do they do it? I don’t know. But it’s unarguably the best non-happy-hour deal I’ve discovered in town.

(Note: The Carillon is open to the public for breakfast and dinner only, as lunch is reserved for UT faculty and staff.)

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Movie review: ‘Splinterheads’ laughs fall flat

Writer/director Brant Sersen had a festival hit on his hands in 2004 with the ridiculous “Blackballed,” a movie that featured the comedic talents of Rob Corddry, Rob Riggle, Jack McBrayer and others. Unfortunately, Sersen’s cinematic offering this year did not offer the laughs of his previous effort.

In “Splinterheads,” Justin Frost (newcomer Thomas Middleditch) is in a mild state of arrested development. Unable to get his life on track, the twentysomething is stuck in a rut in his sleepy New York town, fiddling with delusions of karate-expert grandeur while toiling aimlessly as a yard-boy with his friend Wayne Chung — a name that is a decent indicator of the humor in the film: simple and expected.

Still living at home with his widowed mother, Justin is a bit of a man-child, full of whimsy and insecurity. His safe little world is shattered by the appearance of Galaxy (Rachel Taylor), a beautiful con artist and carnival worker who eventually introduces him to a world of mild adventure (in the form of geocaching) and risk-taking.

Middleditch, a ringer for Seth Meyers with a tinge of Jonathan Richman, is at his best when he is playing the more high-status comedic character — lampooning Chung and his mother’s ex-boyfriend, a police sergeant played by the ubiquitous Christopher McDonald.

Maybe Middleditch is too old, maybe he is too handsome, but he is just not believable, or very likeable, as the nervous momma’s boy. Additionally, the entire conceit of a boy meeting a carnival splinterhead who teaches him how to get on with his life just seems a little too absurd to swallow. It feels like a teen movie stuck between goofy adolescence and twentysomething self-discovery, not quite here and not quite there.

The movie does have a certain charm. Middleditch gives a nice if at times awkward performance, and Taylor is serviceable, although far too beautiful to be a believable “splinterhead” — but the movie struggles too often, forcing the wrong comedic note and losing the audience’s interest with its fairly ridiculous storyline. If a plot line is going to be as cute and absurd as that of “Splinterheads,” it either needs more of an adolescent feel or needs to deliver more laughs.

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Jay-Z: Larger than life at the Erwin Center

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There are some performers who simply seem like they aren’t made of the same stuff as the rest of us. Jay-Z is one of those cats.

I will leave the review to my buddy Chad Swiatecki, who covers it well here. But I will say that Jay-Z is one of the most charismatic performers, most charismatic humans, I have ever seen live. He commanded the sold-out crowd at the Erwin Center from the second he rose from the bowels of the stage - a bit of showmanship that echoed his supernatural sense of himself.

I have never seen a crowd bounce in unison like that. I have never seen one man with a mic control a crowd the way Jay-Z did. I have never been so aware of the palpable sense that all of the women in a crowd wanted to get with the performer and all of the men wanted to be him. With his terrific 10-piece band positioned on risers slightly above the stage, Jay-Z was left to command the entire main stage by himself, stalking it from corner to corner in between amazing lyrical flourishes and admonitions to the crowd to get them moving, not that they needed much prodding.

He was Muhammad Ali, Eddie Murphy and Frank Sinatra rolled into one. Sure, the self-confidence tended toward self-indulgence at times in a set that lost a little steam near the end with Jay’s crowd banter and his cheesy play on German group Alphaville’s “Forever Young,” but, playing hit after hit from his 11 number one albums of the past 13 years, on this night, Jay-Z was Reggie Jackson in the 1977 World Series. One upper-deck shot after another. The ultimate baller.

I know some people roll their eyes at Jay-Z The Brand, a bottom-line-minded, savvy mogul who just happens to still make hits, but there is no denying the man is first and foremost a performer of the highest caliber … the most charismatic and affable CEO on the planet.

I was told by friends who attended that they were mired in a mini sea of drunk frat boys making fools of themselves (and, to be certain, I have never seen that many newly purchased Yankees lids), but my immediate section seemed to be comprised of an instant group of friends at a massive indoor block party. As for the sound at the much maligned Erwin Center, a venue I have not visited since seeing the Beastie Boys there a half dozen years ago, I didn’t have one complaint.

Set List: Run This Town, D.O.A., U Don’t Know, 99 Problems, Show Me What You Got, Give It To Me, Diamond Is Forever, Jigga My N——, Izzo (H.O.V.A.), Jigga What Jigga Who, P.S.A., Heart of the City, Already Home, Empire State of Mind, A Star Is Born, So Ambitious, Dirt Off Ya Shoulder — (encore break) — Thank U, medley (On to the Next One, Excuse Me Miss, Venus Vs. Mars, ‘03 Bonnie & Clyde, Lucifer, Swagga Like Us, Can I Get A?), Big Pimpin’, Hard Knock Life, Numb/Encore, Young Forever

Check out Statesman photog Ricardo B. Brazziell’s excellent photos from the night here.

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Meat and greet: Chefs celebrate Mondays with camaraderie and cabrito

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As I approached the unassuming house in Northwest Hills, I nervously wondered if a secret knock would be required. Maybe a password? The word “fidelio” came rushing to mind (see: “Eyes Wide Shut”).

I followed a six-pack-toting couple in through the unlocked front door and was relieved to see there were no Mardi Gras masks — nothing cloak-and-daggerish about this night. Just a bunch of friendly faces, mingling affably in the living room and kitchen, the intoxicating aromas of meat mingling with the palpable sense of anticipation.

I had heard stories of a furtive meeting of local chefs and cooks who gathered monthly to celebrate the joys of cooked meat. As it turns out, Meaty Monday Madness (the acronym MMM says it all) is more four-star potluck than dark culinary cabal. But this is no ordinary dinner party with a hodgepodge of purchased dishes and thrown-together salads.

After a massive birthday feast at which he loaded his newly purchased barbecue pit to capacity last spring, chef Zack Northcutt (co-owner and chef of the downtown wine bar Mulberry) decided to make the event a monthly happening. For the first MMM in April, he opened his house to several of his chef buddies and their collected friends. Word spread, and the event has expanded over the past eight months to an invitation-only gastronomic fête arguably unparalleled by anything in Austin outside of a charity dinner.

On the first Monday of every month, about 10 local culinary wizards descend on Northcutt’s home, armed with dishes based on a theme of their host’s choosing. The night I visited in October, the tongue-in-cheek theme was Any Baby Can (Be Delicious), indicative of the playful and macabre sense of humor shared by the chefs.

Northcutt says the improvised monthly menus allow the chefs — who come from places such as Perla’s Seafood & Oyster Bar, Jeffrey’s, Wink, Lamberts Downtown Barbecue and Izzos Tacos — to experiment with recipes and ingredients that might intimidate their regular customers.

This October night, the feast featured smoked and braised cabrito, stuffed poussin (young chickens) and, the most visually stunning, whole piglets cooked three ways (straw, brick and wood).

“The big bad wolf wins,” Northcutt said.

After coming up with the night’s motif, often based on a joke or a personal challenge (think whole goat stuffed with a duck), Northcutt distributes the protein to the chefs, who prepare their meals and deliver them to the small kitchen at Northcutt’s house. Guests are encouraged to bring libations or a favorite side, but the stars of the night are always the animals.

It was here I tried the sublime creation of a poussin stuffed with ground veal, cornbread and foie gras. You probably won’t find that re-created on any menu in town. Trust me when I say that is your loss. For “Game Night” in November, one chef raised the bar yet again with a pheasant stuffed with veal and white truffles.

The evenings take on a slight feel of a “Top Chef” episode. But unlike the TV show, there is no competition or judging. Which is not to say that chefs participating for the first time don’t suffer from a slight bit of anxiety.

“I was kind of intimidated at first,” said 21-year-old John Gross, who cooks at Parkside, about his foray into the Madness in October. “But it was fun, and I definitely learn from my mistakes. I’m going to request every single Monday off.”

Gross is not alone in his appreciation for this monthly beacon of cooking and camaraderie among a group of chefs and cooks who have trained or worked together over the years in some of the city’s best restaurants.

“Working in a kitchen is very similar to being in an army or on a team,” Northcutt said at Mulberry recently. “It’s a lot of intense pressure and pain in a short period of time, and a lot of really hard and intense work that builds strong bonds.”

Those relationships, forged by the fires of grills around town, and the crew’s love of food help explain why this group would choose to spend their precious free time cooking for one another.

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Kansas City Chiefs fans fight for Priest Holmes’ record

The Kansas City Chiefs have a great history in the National Football League, and one that dates back to the old American Football League.

But currently they are a bad team. A very, very bad team.

I guess that is why their fans are more concerned about history than the current season. To wit, a group of Chiefs fans have started a petition asking Chiefs management to deactivate running back Larry Johnson before he breaks former Longhorn Priest Holmes’ all-time rushing record of 6,070 yards. Johnson currently has 5,996 yards.

“We are asking you, as fans of this team, this organization, and of the pride that this city has in the Chiefs, please deactivate Larry Johnson. Please do not let his name sit atop the all-time rushing leaders in Kansas City Chiefs history,” the petition says, according to ESPN.com. “He has never represented anything close to the values that we have for our Chiefs and it would be another dagger to the fans that continue to support this proud franchise.

Of course, as fans of the NFL probably realize, the concern of history is not necessarily trivial here.

Johnson has come under increased scrutiny of late, after he used his Twitter account to criticize his head coach and then followed that by using the social media device to deride a fan with a bigoted homosexual slur.

The petition continues, “We are asking you, as fans of this team, this organization, and of the pride that this city has in the Chiefs, please deactivate Larry Johnson. Please do not let his name sit atop the all-time rushing leaders in Kansas City Chiefs history. He has never represented anything close to the values that we have for our Chiefs and it would be another dagger to the fans that continue to support this proud franchise.”

The team suspended Johnson without pay through November 8, but according to ESPN.com, “On Monday, the team reached a settlement with Johnson, reducing the amount of pay he would lose in half, to $315,000.”

Whether the Chiefs bend to the pressure is yet to be seen, but I would imagine if we scrubbed the record books of all players who have acted ignorantly or disrespectfully (which Johnson most definitely did in this case), there would be a few less pages in those proverbial books.

While Johnson stews and the fans grumble, it looks like the person who may benefit the most from this unsettling situation is former NFL Offensive Player of the Year Holmes.

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Capsule review: ‘The Messenger’

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One does not need to witness battles on the screen to understand the horrors of war, as evidenced by screenwriter Oren Moverman’s (“I’m Not There”) incredible directorial debut, “The Messenger.”

Will Montgomery (Ben Foster) has returned from the war in Iraq a decorated hero, but with multiple injuries, he must serve out the final three months of his tour. Relegated to the bleak and thankless work of casualty notification, Montgomery must visit families who have lost a loved one in the theater. His robotic commanding officer, Tony Stone (Woody Harrelson), explains to the disciplined soldier that his new job is about “character” and one that must be done “before you can understand it.”

Reeling from the loss of his girlfriend he left behind to go serve his country, and haunted by the vivid images of war, Montgomery’s sole companion is a pager that goes off at all hours to alert him to his latest assignment. Throughout the movie, its piercing beep acts as a sword of Damocles hanging over his head, an audible device that leaves the audience on the same edge as the soldier.

As Montgomery and Stone enter each residence to notify families of their tragic loss, the camera enters behind them, offering the soldiers’ perspective on this horrible journey of endurance and duty, as they gut-wrenchingly deliver news that will forever change the lives of the people they visit.

Montgomery battles to reconcile his humanity with the emotional detachment required of the job, a function that Stone has assimilated so deeply that he seems to have no connection with his fellow man. As the cold relationship between commanding officer and his charge softens, Stone begins to reevaluate his understanding of war, people and himself.

Montgomery finds a kindred spirit in the form of Olivia Pitterson (Samantha Morton), a grieving military widow and mother of one, who is trying to come to terms with the death of her husband, a man whose soul she felt had already been lost to the brutality of life at war.

The script, co-written by Alessandro Camon, offers a loose framework for a movie that features some amazing improvisational work by the actors. The movie unfolds slowly and organically, with lengthy scenes that allow the open wounds of its characters to breathe, as they attempt to repair themselves organically.

Harrelson and Foster are outstanding in roles that should garner both of them Academy Award nominations. The relationship between these two men both dealing with their service and sacrifice in different ways, shifts seamlessly from adversarial to fraternal. While its subject manner is dark and discomfiting at times, the movie has a warmth, robust humor, and eventually, a hopefulness that left me moved unlike any movie I have seen in years.

Moverman and his cast and crew have created a stirring masterpiece that allows the viewer to inhabit a world we almost never see, and reveals the endurance of the human spirit and our need to find solace, love and fellowship in our fellow man even when we feel most isolated.

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Capsule review: ‘The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia’

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Inspired by director Jacob Young’s cult documentary, “Dancing Outlaw,” a movie that featured the eccentric tap dancing Appalachian phenom, Jesco White, “Jackass” producers Johnny Knoxville, Jeff Tremaine and director Julien Nitzberg decided to follow the entire White clan for a year.

Notorious for their drinking, drugging, violence and illegal behavior, the White family of Boone, West Virginia is a petri dish of dysfunction and amoral behavior.

The documentary, “The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia,” opens on a shot of a muddy puddle behind a chain-link fence, an apt metaphor for a family rolling around in slop, trapped by its history and genetics.

Using an animated family tree, the audience is introduced to one bad seed after another. The cameras follow various family members on an apparently typical year in the life in which they battle the law, their addictions and each other.

I’m always a little leery of a documentary that appears to exploit its naïve and foolish characters, but the Whites are more than willing participants in this quasi-sociological excavation of their sins. And the filmmakers don’t exactly seem to be overtly judging their subjects, for whom it seems they have a bit of an affinity. Whether that makes it OK to laugh and guffaw, I am not certain.

At times the movie almost feels like a snuff film, but instead of watching someone get killed, the audience must endure the shock, perverse humor and brutality of a family that is slowly killing itself.

A few glimmers of hopefulness appear in the bond and commitment the family members have to one another and the act of one White mother to try and get clean in order to save herself and her baby. But generally it is a darkly comic and unsettling look into a family set to self-destruct.

In the midst of the madness, Jesco White attempts to philosophize about the fate of this family that is a product of its geography and history. His massive back tattoo, one that features the visages of both Elvis and Charles Manson, may best encapsulate their burden — For as evil as they seem to be, there is a certain charisma to this band of country outlaws.

As the credits roll, the audience can shake its collective head in awe and disgust at the display of grotesque humanity in this unrated version of “The Jerry Springer Show” and then move on with their safe, comfortable lives, but, sadly, for the Whites, there seems nothing left to do but ponder the losing battle they half-heartedly wage against their demons.

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Trailer Treasure : Hat Creek Burger Co.

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2209 Rio Grande St. 732-2025, hatcreekburgers.com. Hours: 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sundays through Wednesdays; 11 a.m. to midnight Thursdays through Saturdays.

Traveling the country as a reserve guard for the University of Texas men’s basketball team, native Austinite and former Longhorn Drew Gressett had ample opportunity to search for the perfect burger.

But after graduating and splitting his time between Washington, D.C., and China working commercial real estate ventures, Gressett decided to stop looking and just make his own burger.

Thus was born the Hat Creek Burger Co. trailer.

Capitalizing on the public’s growing interest in responsible eating, Gressett takes pride in the fact that his all-natural Angus beef is raised humanely, fed a 100 percent vegetarian diet and can be traced to its ranch of origin.

Don’t let the beef’s heady pedigree fool you. Hat Creek’s Big Hat Burger ($4.99 with cheese, a hand-formed two-fifths of a pound) is a mouth-watering double, dripping with cheese and just the right amount of greasy goodness to evoke visions of the most rewarding of backyard barbecues. The juicy meat is topped with mustard, crisp lettuce, tomato and pickles. For the easily intimidated, the Little Hat Burger ($3.49 with cheese) offers the same delights in a single-patty package. For a more personalized burger, grilled onions and jalapeƱos can be added for free, with bacon and mushrooms carrying a small charge.

Salty, fresh hand-cut fries ($1.99) complement the burgers, which can be finished off with a sinfully thick, hand-dipped Blue Bell shake ($3.99).

Hat Creek, named in part as an homage to Larry McMurtry’s ‘Lonesome Dove,’ opened last October in a West Sixth Street parking lot behind the Star Bar, which closed in July. The good thing about trailers is they have wheels, allowing Gressett to relocate to a parking lot near UT earlier this month. With an array of picnic tables and college-friendly hours, Hat Creek’s new location gives discerning burger lovers an alternative to bloated fast-food rivals.

For those who dread the labyrinthine infrastructure of the campus area, fear not. Gressett is building off the success of his trailer operation and has opened a brick-and-mortar location at 5400 Burnet Road (in the old Arby’s building) that serves dine-in and drive-through customers.

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Capsule review: ‘Tenure’

Navigating the politics of college bureaucracy can be a tricky path. After bouncing around small liberal arts colleges in the Northeast, Charlie Thurber (Luke Wilson) finds himself nearing the end of yet another academic rope. He’s been at small Grey College for three years and his time to get tenure seems to be now or never.

Adrift in loneliness and dealing with a father waging a battle to be removed from his early placement in a retirement home, nothing seems to be going right for Thurber. When he is not agonizing over the future of his career at Grey or his family, he spends most of his spare time suffering his eccentric Bigfoot-chasing colleague (David Koechner).

When a cute, young, seemingly qualified professor, Elaine Grasso (Gretchen Mol), arrives from Yale, offering a threat to Thurber’s position in the English department and his White Whale of tenure, he goes into overdrive to protect his turf, haphazardly and comically plotting to keep his academic aspirations alive.

Wilson is likeable as the put-upon but charming Thurber trying to hold his family and career together, and Koechner successfully tones down and humanizes his over-the-top shtick in his role of lovable but hair-brained sidekick (think a more mellow and slightly less paranoid version of Walter Sobchak), but the film is a little too restless. Many of the scenes feature clever bits of dialogue, but they aren’t given time to develop, leaving a somewhat forced feel to the narrative.

Rosemarie DeWitt (“Rachel Getting Married”) steals a couple of scenes as Thurber’s rented date, and BobGunton (“24”) brings seriousness and heart to the role of Charlie’s dad, William Thurber, although his parallel story line at times seems contrived.

With his entertaining and at times touching feature debut, writer-director Mike Million shows promise as a filmmaker who understands the humor and heartbreak inherent in the human condition, although his first effort feels slightly too familiar to consider him a refreshingly unique voice.

“Tenure” screens again Wednesday night at 7 at the Arbor.

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Ron Jeremy in Austin

As evidenced by pictures distributed via Twitter last night, porn legend Ron Jeremy was at the Dirty Projectors show last night at Antone’s. (I wasn’t there, so there’s an outside chance it was Orlando Magic coach Stan Van Gundy.)

Outside of the band’s name including the word “dirty” in it, it seems an odd pairing — a porn icon and reality TV “star” attending a show by an art rock band from NYC?

Maybe he just wanted to hit up the legendary club, and the Projectors happened to be playing. Or maybe the young vixen with whom he was spotted is a fan of the band.

The pic below came from Chris Saad’s Twitter feed, Twitter.com/drumjam. I don’t think Jeremy has any relationships with movies playing at the Austin Film Festival, but I have a call out just in case.

For what it’s worth, Statesman writer Peter Mongillo, who reports Jeremy seemed to be bordering on sleep at the concert, says the show was amazing. Some folks on Twitter (jokingly) seem to think he is in town for Monospace. Anyone else know why he might be in town?

Update: According to a helpful commenter, and apparently confirmed by this interview with Zach Galifianakis, Jeremy has a cameo in the dark comedy “Little Fish, Strange Pond,” playing at the Austin Film Festival.

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As far as I know, Van Gundy (below) was not there …

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Capsule review: ‘Youth in Revolt’

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Michael Cera (“Juno,” “Superbad”) has seemingly become the one-valve Miles Davis of the acting world. He plays one note, and he plays the hell out of it. But even if the great Miles could only play one note, the tune would eventually become tiresome.

With his role in the new darkishly comic “Youth in Revolt,” many wondered if Cera would show a little more dexterity and range and break out of his twee cinematic mold. The answer is kind of.

Based on C.D. Payne’s 1993 novel, the film tells the story of young Nick Twisp, a bon vivant (at least in his mind), who prefers the works of Frank Sinatra and Federico Fellini to the immature predilections of his peers. But he does share one obsession undoubtedly similar to those of all adolescents — he wants to lose his virginity.

When his low-brow mother (Jean Smart) and her boyfriend (a woefully underused and unfortunately predictable Zach Galifianakis) head to a Christian RV park for a summer trip, young Twisp’s life takes a turn for the titillating when he meets Sheeni, an intellectual Lolita, played by Portia Doubleday in a sweet breakout leading role.

Determined to win the heart of the peaches and cream young temptress who is a lover of all things French, Twisp develops an alter-ego, Francois Dillinger, who dares the nervous sexual neophyte into a world of arson and bold adventure, promising to “rescue him from himself.”

Director Miguel Arteta spices the film with clever animation (best used in the psychedelic montage of a sex manual) and unexpected plot twist that provide a fresh twist on the well-trodden ground of the horny-boy-goes-on-adventure-to-get-sexed story.

As for Cera, his Twisp is a similar but slightly more confident version of his previous incarnations on the big screen, imbued here with a sense of righteousness not seen in his other work. But his snide, contemptuous, cigarette-smoking Francois is a side of the actor we have not seen. Cera’s deadpan delivery of the imagine Frenchman’s acid lines makes one hope that maybe the young star will eventually end up in a Neil LaBute or Todd Solondz film.

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Capsule review: ‘American Cowslip’

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I imagine co-writer/director Mark David had the best intentions to make a wildly absurd yet humanistic film with “American Cowslip.”

Unfortunately, he did not meet his aim. Instead, the movie comes across as an obnoxious aesthetic blend of “Pee Wee’s Playhouse” and Soundgarden’s “Black Hole Sun” music video weighted down with melodramatic themes about our desire to feel love and a connection with those around us.

Trapped inside his house and his addiction, heroin junkie Ethan Inglebrink (Ronnie Gene Blevins doing his best Chris Ellliott-as-Beetlejuice impersonation) surrounds himself with the old ladies of the neighborhood who act as naive enablers, letting him win at poker to help pay his rent and support his addiction. The grotesque cast of characters are shot up close and painted in clownish make-up that would make them feel surreal if they weren’t so obnoxiously overdone.

Next door, his neighbor and landlord, an angry septuagenarian holding on to lost football glory (an over-the-top and buffoonish one-note Rip Torn), threatens to evict him while constantly chastising him and challenging his manhood. And when he finally gets a moment of peace to indulge in his addiction, Inglebrink must deal with the worshiping of his born-again brother (Val Kilmer).

Outside of maintaining a constant state of heroin-induced bliss, Inglebrink has one other passion — tending to his garden, and specifically his American Cowslip, a flower he loves because of its potential for growth and beauty. It is a heavy-handed metaphor that is as difficult to swallow as the relationship Inglebrink struggles to form with the 17-year-old girl across the street. The conceit is that both feel alienated and alone in their small California town, but in each other have found a strange sort of soul mate to help shepherd them to a more fully realized life.

By the time the dramatic conclusion of the rolls around, one could care less about the fate of any of the characters.

There is a message in here somewhere about acceptance, self-love, fear and addiction, but it gets lost in a trite script and a visual aesthetic that annoys more than it transports.

“American Cowslip” screens again on Wednesday night at 9:15 at the Arbor.

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‘This could end badly, Ron.’

A large crowd gathered at the Paramount Theatre at 3:45 on Saturday afternoon to hear three titans of the business, Ron Howard (“Apollo 13,” “Parenthood,”), Mitchell Hurwtiz (“Arrested Development,” “The Golden Girls”) and Steve Zaillian (“Schindler’s List,” “All the King’s Men”), discus the “The Art of Storytelling.”

The panel was moderated by trailblazing producer Marcia Nasatir (“Ironweed,” “The Big Chill”). While Nasatir at times seemed to have a very loose format to her questioning, her wit, charm and specifically her back-and-forth with the hilarious and sarcastic Hurwitz made for a compelling, if scattered, discussion.

What follows are some of the highlights:


  • Hurwitz received a large ovation when he confirmed that, yes, there is going to be an “Arrested Development” movie and he will be directing. While he has been very tight lipped about what will be in the movie, Hurwitz relented to Nasatir, and said, that there would be a heavy jail presence and then made jokes about the inclusion of TARP money, a nod to the inability of a film to be as timely as television due to lag times in production and release.
  • Speaking to the fact that many of his movies are based on real events, Zaillian said the reasoning is two-fold: 1) He’s always been interested in telling those kind of stories; and 2) Writers often get pegged with certain types of storytelling, and he has never felt the need to break away from that. As for his influences with regard to telling stories based on true events, Zaillian cited the Italian neo-realism movement and his love for documentaries. He said he has never liked the idea of putting “based on true events” at the top of one of the movies, as he feels that conceit is a loophole which serves as an “excuse to not do it right.”
  • Howard on what makes a good script: “No matter what the genre, it has to be suspenseful.” He went on to say that most stories have to be about challenges and tests of character.
  • On the writing process, Hurwitz said the things that come easiest to him in writing are the things about which he is the most suspicious, as he thinks it should be hard to write. He also described writer’s block not as the inability to sit down and write, but the fear that what he writes won’t meet his idea of what a screenwriter should be.
  • On “Arrested Development” as a TV show versus a movie, Hurwitz said that he is excited to make the movie, because writing “A.D.” for only a 20-minute show is much more difficult because it restricts his ability to go into greater detail.
  • While he said that there was a good reason behind why scripts he wrote didn’t get made, Zaillian did confess that he has one idea for a movie that he has carried around with him for years. He said he likes the idea of having one movie in his pocket for the future. In his case, that movie is an adaptation of Geoffrey Wolff’s book “The Duke of Deception.” Unfortunately, he said, the movie would be a period piece, which he said is “a great way to kill a project,” and not just because of the cost to rent the cars, as Hurwitz humorously suggested.
  • On the writing process, Hurwitz gave an anecdote about listening to Timothy Geithner talking about trying to fix the economy. Geithner had said that even when they did not know exactly what they were doing or how to fix what was broken, the financial team just kept showing up to work their way through it. Hurwitz said this story correlates to his understanding of how writing works. You just keep showing up to work, and you write. Expanding on the idea of work as being a key to success, Hurwitz also told a story about two sets of children were given a math test. One group was a set of students who were told that they were very hard workers, while the other had been told that they were extremely smart. After the smart kids outperformed the other group on the first test, a second, much more difficult test was administered to the kids. On the second pass, the “smart” kids gave up before finishing the near-impossible test, while those who were told they were hard workers pressed on in an effort to solve the problems that were above their education level.
  • At film fest panels, you will often get an awkward “question” from an audience member, and it seems at these large panels with big stars in big venues, you are almost guaranteed one. This year’s most awkward fest moment probably goes to the young lady who called on herself (in her defense, the room is big and recognizing questioners from the stage is a difficult task), and, after thanking the three men for inspiring her, went on a long tangent about the role of Ron Howard and “Richie Cunningham” in her life. She admitted that as a child she always thought “Richie” was a real person, and that instead of seeing the people on her TV as actors playing characters, she felt as if she was getting a look into someone else’s actual living room. This delusion continued, she said, until she was about 12 years old. She then said that when Howard left “Happy Days,” it scarred her and left a wound in her childhood. At this point, with the audience hoping a question was imminent, Hurwitz (who had the audience and panelists rolling throughout) leaned forward, looked at Howard and said, “This could end badly, Ron.” Everyone laughed, but the woman continued her questioning and pleaded with Howard that he produce Dan Brown’s new novel, “The Lost Symbol,” to help heal the wounds from her childhood. Howard laughed, and while admitting that these things take time, magnanimously assured the woman that there were development discussions underway.
  • It all ended well when Hurwitz concluded with the sentiment that whatever writers do, they should make sure they enjoy it.

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Panel highlights: ‘What Gets Producers Excited’

Although it was going head to head with a “Conversation with Ron Howard,” the panel “What Gets Producers Excited” had enough of a draw to fill the Maximilian Room at the Driskill Hotel on Saturday afternoon at 2 p.m. Listening to a 50-year veteran of the film and television world is nice and all, but producers are the ones who help get writers jobs, and this festival is packed with screenwriters looking for a break or a tip on how to get their work on the screen. Practicality, then, trumped entertainment in this instance.

The panel, moderated by Drew Yanno featured producers Jeff Graup (“Obsessed) and Dawn Wolfrom (“The Perfect Man”). Garret Basch, a V.P. at Steve Zaillian’s production company, was scheduled to be on the panel, but was not around when things commenced. He would eventually make a belated and humorous entrance about 15 minutes into the proceeding, and his charming wit helped provide some momentum to the talk.

What follows are some of the highlights of the discussion:


  • Wolfrom said that one of the most important elements of any writer’s pitch to her — besides the fact that it relate to her field of interest, specifically comedy - is a writer’s passion for the project and his ability to get her excited about the project. In order for successfully pitch the work, she needed to share the enthusiasm and sell that enthusiasm to the next person in the line of development. The writer is not the only one who hears “no,” the producers must battle the same doubts, so they need to feel excited about a script in order for it to get momentum.
  • Graup: “The world of studios is a world of followers.”
  • Wolfrom on producers only taking on projects they feel can succeed: “I kind of feel like we’ve got three shots with each of our friends (in the business).”
  • Just as Brasch entered the room, the talk turned to foreign distribution and pre-sales of a film. Pre-sales are the money that can be made by selling distribution rights to foreign markets. Graup said that foreign market money used to make up for 40% of revenues but is now responsible for 60%. He said that for this reason, studios and producers are well aware of making a film viable internationally. To wit, he said that anyone would be sorely mistaken if they didn’t think Tarantino casting a German actor to play one of the leads in “Inglourious Basterds” wasn’t partially a product of the fact that studios knew it would make the movie more appealing to German audiences.

    Brasch went on to explain how pre-sales are basically the way a studio sells raises the money to make a movie before it is made, by selling foreign distributors on a script, director, actor and budget. He disagreed with Graup somewhat in that he said he believes that pre-sales now account for only 10% of a film’s production budget, whereas it used to be in the neighborhood of 95%. While this part of the conversation may not have had much practical use to screenwriters looking to get their screenplays made, it was very instructive in the ways movies get made. Brasch explained how some firms sole purpose is to use a complex calculus to figure out how much money certain stars, depending on the genre of the film, the star’s status and past performance, can be expected to bring in internationally. As a humorous example, Brasch said that while American audiences and executives may not drool over Richard Gere or Kevin Costner, to foreign movie folks, they represent box office gold. A weird system, indeed. As it relates to the theme of the panel, then, I guess it could be said that foreign money gets producers excited - but less and less so in today’s economic climate.

  • Graup, speaking on chasing trends and trying to fit a square peg into a round hole: “Don’t try to do what is hot. Do what you do best … Write what you know … Write with passion … and stop trying to sell stuff. Studios are out of money.” Following up Graup’s sentiment, Brasch said, “Don’t think about whether it is going to sell or not. We’re interested in the things that won’t sell. That’s what we buy.” He named “Half-Nelson,” “District 9,” and “Little Miss Sunshine” as examples of these types of screenplays. I would imagine the words of the two men both scared some of the writers in the room and liberated them.
  • Although they admitted it was a harsh reality, all three said that they are rarely inclined to take on a massive majority of most of the scripts they read. They all said that they could tell within the first 10 pages, and often in the first page, if a script was good or not. They also picked up on an instructive theme from the weekend: Writers should pitch a script, but always have several other ideas in their back pocket. One good script or idea only has so much heat; it is important to have multiple ideas. And, as always, the key for writers is to keep writing.
  • Discussing query letters, Graup said it was of extreme importance for writers to be diligent and original. He said that writers should spend a month crafting an excellent query letter, as it is the first (and maybe only) opportunity to display their writing prowess and creativity. If you’re just going to sit down and fire off an email query that you spend 10 minutes writing, it’s probably best not to bother.
  • Brasch, sincerely with a slight bit of self-aware corniness, said the scripts he looks for are “dramas that will make you laugh and comedies that will make you cry.” So, there’s your answer, folks.

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Panel highlights: Write What You Know: Comedy

Judging by the dozens of high school students in attendance (as part of the Young Filmmakers Program) at the “Write What You Know: Comedy” panel, there will be no shortage of comedy writers or YouTube videos anytime soon. The Stephen F. Austin ballroom was packed for the 1:45 p.m. panel Friday, with a strong representation of both young people and local Austin comedians and performers such as Kerri Lendo, Asaf Ronen and Jason Neulander.

The panel was moderated by writer/funnyman Owen Egerton and featured writer-director-actor-producers Mike Feig (“The Office,” “Nurse Jackie,” “Freak and Geeks”) and AFF panel virgin Mike White (“School of Rock,” “Freaks and Geeks”).

Egerton was as affable and prepared as any moderator you will see at an AFF panel, and what he lacked in concision he made up for with energy and earnestness. While the discussion did not have a laser focus on the writing process, it was informative and enjoyable thanks to Feig’s generosity and garrulous nature and White’s oddball humor and struggle to express himself.

What follows are a few of the highlights:

  • Feig on what interests him regarding characters and material: “Comedy comes from vulnerability … I like to concentrate on characters who don’t normally get served by Hollywood.”
  • White said he likes ambiguity and not pre-digested material, a move that allows audiences to have their own, unqiue reactions. Feig follwed by saying that he and Mike, “both like making audiences uncomfortable … that is where the comedy comes from.”
  • White humorously admitted that he gets very emotionally involved in his writing, which generally precludes him from writing in public. The visceral reaction is such that when he is writing about a character crying, he will cry while he is typing. It definitely painted an intriguing picture.
  • Feig said that anyone who wanted to be a screenwriter or director should take acting and improv lessons to learn the rhythms of the way other people speak and to better understand what actors are going through when they work with them. He said the role of a director is to provide a safe place for actors to work, and that writers and directors should therefore not force an actor to deliver a line the way they would want them to necessarily.
  • “The scariest thing about comedy is you have to trust the people you’re collaborating with,” Feig said.
  • Regarding his writing style, White said that “overpreparing before (he writes) is probably the key to getting a lot if stuff I’ve written made.” Discussing his outlining and planning before writing, White said that you have to have an understanding of where you are going and the route that will take you there, as trying to improvise a script can be a very perilous and unproductive method of screenwriting.
  • Regarding work he wished got more attention versus fan favorites, White said, “You want the unloved babies to be loved, and the loved ones don’t need any more love.”
  • As for his golden rule of writing, Feig says he follows the words of George Bernard Shaw, “All men mean well.” By this he said he meant that if you can understand why a character is doing or saying something — no matter how bizarre or heinous — then you are free to develop a fully realized character that won’t feel like a caricature.

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Panel highlights: Breaking Into the Business

If there was a perfect, fail-proof way to break into the film and television industry, this panel would have to be held in the Erwin Center. As there is not, the panel was held in the Driskill Ballroom to a respectable crowd (given the early start on the conference’s opening day) of about 50 folks, who listened to industry vets rep Bryan Brucks, local Pat Hazell and Dan Petrie Jr. engage with moderator Aadip Desai in a humorous and insightful conversation that likely gave hope to many burgeoning writers in the room.

What follows are some of the highlights:

  • Unlike years ago when one had to find film stock and a way to process it, Petrie spoke to the fact that there is now a huge democratization of making and showcasing films. But, as in the past, there is “always a hunger for new material.” There are people whose job it is to go out and find those new voices, but writers can’t be satisfied with themselves if they have one good script. “A great spec script is the premier ticket into the business … that is the most direct way. But you have to be willing to try several times. It’s not enough to have a good script,” he said. “It has to be a great script.” Petrie also made it clear that patting one’s self on the back for writing something that is better than half of the stuff out there in Hollywood is not a very remarkable accomplishment. This got a good laugh.
  • “You have to have one thing that people want and will look for,” Brucks said about agents and producers looking for “the next big thing.” He went on to say that he signed a guy two years ago off of a three-minute short. But once you are discovered, Brucks said, “You have to have your next idea” ready. It doesn’t have to be an entire script, but a writer should at least have a page or two of his next idea or his next two ideas. And beyond having good ideas, a writer must be “good in the room.” Writing good material is one challenge, getting into a room and selling your ideas to people is an equally important step in getting something picked up.
  • All the men made it clear that doing one great thing is not enough in an industry that is always looking for people’s next project. “You have to break in constantly,” Petrie said, which Hazell reinforced by saying that “heat on one project only lasts a certain amount of time.”
  • One of the most important points Petrie hammered was that you don’t want to be in a position of asking people if they will read your script; a writer wants people to be asking if they can read his script. A good way to generate that interest, Hazell said, is by creating a showcase of your work that can serve as a calling card, whether that be a short film, or in his case a three-man play that he produced at a small theater in Hollywood that drove interest of executives.
  • Brucks stated that chasing trends is a fool’s errand. With trends shifting so fast, it is impossible to keep up with them. In a prescient comment, he went on to suggest it is pointless for a writer to try and create the next “Paranormal Activity.” If studios wanted something in that vein, it would be more likely they would just go to the people who wrote that movie instead of hiring a new face to produce a derivative. In the case of a stinker, the executives could then say, ‘Hey, we went with a proven winner. How was I to know?’ But if they hire someone to make a knock-off of a successful picture, the executive would take the heat if it failed.
  • For those who feel there is no way to get noticed, Brucks was insistent. “Believe me, if you have a great script, someone will find it,” he said. Speaking to that, Petrie said, “It’s a tremendous feather in people’s caps to discover good material.” Brucks confirmed that often that is how people get promoted at studios. To wit, a guy in the mailroom discovered “Paranormal Activity,” and there is little doubt he is no longer shuffling mail.
  • There is no certainty in getting a gig, but pretty much everyone is going to face rejection. That’s just the nature of the beast. The key is to get used to rejection and don’t take it personally, Brucks said. And if you are lucky enough to get a job writing in Hollywood, get used to notes and get used to the fact that you are going to get re-written. It happens to everyone, and how you respond to both of those inevitabilities will go a long way in shaping the relationships you make in the business.

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