Home > The M.O. > Archives > 2008 > November
November 2008
J.C.V.D. being J.C.V.D.
I told you about the film “J.C.V.D.” a while back. It’s the meta-drama (apparently fictional) about Jean-Claude Van Damme that played at Fantastic Fest and tells the story of the washed-up action hero and the trials and tribulations of his life and career. Check out what I had to say about it here.
Well, the film comes out this week, and in preparation for said, it appears the engimatic J.C.V.D. is doing the interview circuit. (Jean-Claude, you can email me here.)
It seems ol’ Van Damme hasn’t lost much of his punch, or ability to reference himself in the third person, as evidenced by his interview with Sarah Ball of Newsweek. Matthew thinks it’s hilarious.
In the words of my friend D-Rox, it appears, much like Joe Namath, J.C.V.D. is strug-a-ling.
Most of the interview from Newsweek here:
Why did you want to make a film that comments on your own life?I made this just to show some of the internal side of J.C.V.D., in a way. He’s a guy, a normal guy from Belgium with dreams, and I did well in that type of path. At the age of 47, to take chances and go back to Europe and be talking to some studios there, I’m showing them that I believe I’m good quality.
There ’ s a monologue in the film about being a washed-up action star. Did you improvise that?
I like structure—like driving: go past the school on the street, stay on the right side, no hitting the car, go in right, you’ll see a big church, stop and take a left, and you’ll have it. By doing this I’m giving a structure of life, a path of light, and showing what happens between me and me, which is something very beautiful.
Beautiful? Why?
I really opened myself up in “JCVD.” I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.
OK —
It was like being naked—I would love to be naked in front of you.
Well, I —
Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.
So you ’ ve no regrets at all?
Believe me—I’ve done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don’t regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?
Yes, I am.
And are you 27, or 32?
I ’ m 22.
Oh, f—-. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?
I don ’ t know. When is it?
I don’t know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?
Uh —
You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.
Permalink | Comments (3) | Post your comment Categories: Movies
Your A-List: Best Bookstore
Indpendent book titan BookPeople is located in the heart of the city, both literally and figuratively. And, with 44 percent of the vote, is the Your A-List winner for Best Bookstore.
In addition to being the home of hundreds of magazines and thousands of books, the store, which is regularly ranked as one of the best independent book stores in the country, boasts a knowledgable and friendly staff (whose literary picks assist in sorting through the maze of books), a quiet cafe that allows you to peruse before you purchase and a calendar chock full of visiting literary talent.
BookPeople
603 N. Lamar Blvd.
472.5050
Others receiving votes
- Half-Price Books, 28 percent
- Barnes & Noble, 14 percent
- Borders, 7 percent
- Monkeywrench, 2 percent
- 12th Street Books, 1 percent
- Domy, 1 percent
- Resistencia, < 1 percent
- Austin Books and Comics, < 1 percent
- Intellectual Property, < 1 percent
Write-in: Brave New Books
Permalink | Comments (0) | Post your comment Categories: Your A-List
Your A-List: Best Breakfast
Sure, you can have pancakes or a bran muffin for breakfast, but this is Austin, and the breakfast taco and migas reign supreme. Juan in a Million has been cranking out the delicious Tex-Mex staples for over 25 years, and, with 30 percent of the vote, is the winner of the Your A-List poll for Best Breakfast. With over a dozen breakfast tacos to choose from, along with a half dozen specialty breakfast plates, you could hit up the restaurant on East Cesar Chavez for a couple of weeks without eating everything on the menu.
Juan in a Million
2300 Cesar Chavez Street
472.3872
Others receiving votes
- Kerbey Lane, 27 percent
- Magnolia Cafe, 19 percent
- Omelettry, 6 percent
- Galaxy Cafe, 5 percent
- Austin Java, 4 percent
- El Sol y La Luna, 4 percent
- Curra’s, 2 percent
- The Frisco, 2 percent
- Counter Cafe, < 1 percent
Write-ins: Austin Cafe, Bouldin Creek Coffee House, Cisco’s, Dan’s Hamburgers, Dart Bowl Cafe, El Flaco, Elsi’s, Maudie’s, Original Pancake House, South Congress Cafe, Taco Shack, Tamale House, Trudy’s, Waterloo Ice House
Permalink | Comments (0) | Post your comment Categories: Your A-List
‘Arrested Development’ movie is a go (?)
It seems like people have been speculating about an “Arrested Development” movie for years. The Fox sit-com, which was a critical smash and cult darling, had been held up due to the lack of all principles being on board, with the last one rumored to be Michael Cera. I guess the hilarious Cera (“Superbad”) had received too many scripts from his agent that had him playing the same character for the next five years.
Well, it seems the time has finally come, and fans can rejoice, as the “Arrested Development” movie looks to finally be a go.
The good news comes from comedic genius Jeffrey Tambor (“Soap,” “The Larry Sanders Show”), who plays the Bluth family patriarch on the show and broke the news at a DVD release party for “Hellboy II.”
“We are doing it. We are going. It’s a go. I just this week talked to (series creator) Mitch Hurwitz,” Tambor said. While there doesn’t seem to be a date set for shooting, Tambor added, “When the writer and the director and the executive producer calls you, that’s a pretty good sign.”
Frozen Bananas and Never Nudes for everyone!
Permalink | Comments (0) | Post your comment Categories: Movies
Your A-List: Best Place to Buy Fresh Fruits and Veggies
Ah, the 21st … Internets, is there anything you can’t do? While we are fortunate to have great markets from which to buy fresh produce, the very busy of us are even more fortunate to have a place to buy excellent produce online. The winner of the Your A-List poll for Best Place to Buy Fresh Fruits and Veggies is the relatively new Greenling.com.
The local online purveyor, which took home 41 percent, offers (mostly) organic produce, along with a selection from all the food groups, delivered straight to your door for no extra fee. Simply ‘fill up your cart,’ select your preferred delivery date and then sit back and await your bounty. You have to make sure your list is updated three days prior to delivery, and can schedule recurring delivery on the same day each week or simply do a one-off delivery to see if you like the process and enjoy the food.
Costs for produce are slightly higher than other organic grocers, but I have heard nothing but rave reviews from friends and co-workers who have used the site. I still prefer to browse aisles and see what I’m getting before I buy it, but if I could be disciplined enough to stick to a list or didn’t have the time to make it to the grocery, I imagine that the growing Greenling would be a welcome switch to old-fashioned grocery shopping.
For more information on Greenling, head to the FAQ section on their Web site.
Others receiving votes
- Austin Farmers’ Market, 20 percent
- Manor Farmers’ Market, 12 percent
- Central Market, 10 percent
- Whole Foods Market, 6 percent
- Sunset Valley Farmers’ Market, 5 percent
- Boggy Creek Farm, 3 percent
- Sun Harvest, 2 percent
- Wheatsville Co-op, 2 percent
- South Austin Farmers’ Market, 1 percent
Write-in: HEB
Permalink | Comments (0) | Post your comment Categories: Your A-List
Your A-List: Best Place to Buy Jeans
Why spend on new when you can buy used? That is likely the logic behind voters who made Buffalo Exchange the winner of this week’s Your A-List poll for Best Place to Buy Jeans.
The resale store located on the drag, which received 27 percent of the vote, has become a landmark in Austin, offering discount prices on used jeans (and a few pairs of new), along with a wide range of apparel for men and women, but the store actually originated in Arizona. Austin is one of four Texas locations for the chain, which now boasts more than two dozen storefronts.
And, during tough economic times, who doesn’t like saving money. In fact, Buffalo Exchange has become so well known that they recently received mentions from Forbes.com and CNN as being a good place to get designer goods on the (somewhat) cheap.
What follows is a brief history of Buffalo Exchange taken from their site.
The first Buffalo Exchange opened in 1974 in Tucson, Arizona by Kerstin and Spencer Block. To our knowledge, this was the very first store that bought, sold, traded, and took clothing items and accessories on consignment. Kerstin, being Swedish, thought the word “Buffalo” was very American. And since the store was going to be an “Exchange,” the store’s name was born. The store was in a 450 square foot space that had been an old union office on a side street near the University of Arizona. Kerstin’s love of fashion and thrill in finding a bargain combined to create the company that now has 34 stores and 2 franchises in 13 states, with $55.8 million a year in sales (as of Oct 2008). The Blocks still own and run Buffalo Exchange out of Tucson, along with their daughter Rebecca.
Others receiving votes
- Hem, 22 percent
- Lucky, 11 percent
- Urban Outfitters, 9 percent
- Luxe Apothetique, 8 percent
- Diesel, 6 percent
- By George, 5 percent
- Cowboy Cool, 4 percent
- Blue Elephant, 3 percent
- Physical Fit, 2 percent
- Service Menswear, 2 percent
- Therapy, < 1 percent
Write-ins: Goodwill, Thriftland, Sam’s Club, Shepler’s
Permalink | Comments (0) | Post your comment Categories: Your A-List
Santana’s latest hit: Suizas Pa Ti
Guitar legend, spiritualist, and lover of life and himself (in the documentary “Before the Music Dies,” he said that guitar gods like himself were, simply, born), Carlos Santana has opened a new restaurant in Austin. Statesman food writer Addie Broyles dishes the goods on her blog here.
Let’s get the easy jokes out of the way … you can probably expect the dishes at this restaurant to be derviative, tired and full of noodles. Jokes aside, the menu was developed by former Fonda San Miguel chef Roberto Santibañez, which portents good things.
Now for a joke of another stripe, the restaurant name … Maria, Maria, as in the title of the song for which he is probably most famous among the majority of the restaurant’s clientele. Oy(e como) vey.
According to Broyles’ blog, “At a media event at Maria Maria on Monday night, Santana, clad in brown and his trademark stocking cap, said he sees the restaurants — there are four total — and even his line of shoes as a way to return the blessings he’s received, to invest in people to give them an opportunity to financially, psychologically and spirituality grow.”
I can’t wait to hit up John McLaughlin’s new sno-cone stand next summer.
Permalink | Comments (0) | Post your comment Categories: Food
The Onion launches new site
Following in the footsteps of the giant Gothamist network (among others), which has seen amazing success, most significantly for us Austinites with the Web site Austinist, of which I used to be an editor, The Onion and its A.V. Club have entered the city-specific entertainment site network with Decider.com.
The new site offers a host of information in the to-be-expected categories of any entertainment site (events, music, movies, food, etc.) along with offering standard comment sections and the ability for its readers to get in on the snarky action by submitting reviews of their own.
As with other sites, Decider.com also features “most popular” and “most discussed” categories, so you can make sure you’re hep to what all the kids are talking about. Also of note is the unique Debaser feature, in which an artist gets a chance to promote his work in exchange for telling a humiliating story about himself.
The site is already live in Madison, Wis.; Milwaukee and Chicago, cities that have been longtime distributors of The Onion, so it appears the nod to Austin is somewhat significant.
From yesterday’s press release: “It features great writing that doesn’t talk down to its readers and it’s both discerning and comprehensive.”
Not sure if that is meant as a zinger to other sites or not. Certainly this town is big enough for multiple sites that offer similar content. If not, should we expect a Red River Street smackdown during SXSW? If anything, it should lead to some interesting one-upsmanship with regard to parties and events. And that’s something from which we can all benefit.
According to A.V. Club managing editor Josh Modell, “We’ve developed a curatorial, approachable voice in The A.V. Club that people have come to both enjoy and respect. Decider brings that voice to the local level.”
The Austin version of Decider is edited by Sean O’Neal, who has been the city editor of the Austin A.V. edition since the free weekly began circulation here last year.
“We’ve long had trouble cramming everything that Austin has to offer into a weekly print edition, which barely covers all the stuff that helps the city maintain its smug cultural superiority over the rest of this godforsaken state: the once-in-a-lifetime screenings at the Alamo Drafthouse, the amazing art happenings, and, of course, the plethora of great shows happening every night on every street corner. But now whenever Bob Schneider blows his nose, everybody will know,” O’Neal said.
Additional cities to be added to the Decider brand include Los Angeles, New York, Washington, D.C., San Francisco, Denver and the Twin Cities.
Permalink | Comments (0) | Post your comment Categories: Misc.
Interview: Being Charlie Kaufman


Permalink | Comments (1) | Post your comment Categories: Interview
Your A-List: Best Shopping Center
The relative new kid on the block in Austin’s shopping scene, The Domain, has been named the Best Shopping Center in the latest Your A-List poll.
While the mecca to shopping located just off of Mopac received some political attention in the form of Proposition 2 in the latest election, it is more well-known for its high-end stores (Burberry, Cole Hann, Lacoste, Neiman Marcus, Tiffany & Co., et al) a host of mid and upscale restaurants (Cru, Daily Grill, Flemming’s, Jaspers, et al) and its drive-thru mall feel.
Others receiving votes
- Barton Creek Square, 23 percent
- South Congress, 23 percent
- Hill Country Galleria, 5 percent
- Round Rock Premium Outlets, 5 percent
- Lakeline Mall, 4percent
- Prime Outlets, 4 percent
- The Arboretum, 3 percent
- Tanger Outlets, 2 percent
- La Frontera, 2 percent
- Capital Plaza, 2 percent
- Second Street District, 1 percent
- Highland Mall, < 1 percent
- Wolf Ranch, < 1 percent
- Shops at the Galleria, < 1 percent
Permalink | Comments (0) | Post your comment Categories: Your A-List




