Rhiannon Gammill was not born behind the wheel of a jet black coupe DeVille and has regretted it ever since. Like the b-movies that inspire it, Rhiannon's life is filmed in glorious black and blue. She has broken heels, smashed kneecaps and blackened eyes in clubs all along Red River; thankfully no one else was hurt. Rhiannon has been attacked by emus in Oklahoma and fended off a ravenous camel in Johnson City. She lives in Austin with a big dog and an even bigger library. Johnny Cash's autobiography is, of course, filed under "Religion."
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By Rhiannon Gammill
| Friday, November 24, 2006, 10:40 AM
So driving into work today I noticed our fine town was being invaded by infidel boy scouts. Further exploration proved that they were not in fact boy scouts but Aggies who did not actually have the sense to get out of the road when cars were coming.
Aggies…I’m going to be gentle here because I really don’t have a problem with y’all, but let’s face it, there’s a reason you play football instead of Trivial Pursuit. I’m sure you’re all lovely people who only occasionally violate the laws against consanguine marriage, but let’s face it, y’all need all the help you can get in the brains department and playing in traffic isn’t exactly the way to get it.
P.S. Love the boots.
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By Robyn
November 28, 2006 09:10 AM | Link to this
Well, once upon a time an Arkie was a resident of the state of Arkansas which is a borderline case of being on the Texas border. They used to be about the third most important advesary of the UT footbal team (sentimentally) behind A&M and OU. And I remember the Arkies. But that was a long time ago. (pre President Clinton). Maybe they have been uplifted.
Miss Adventure responds:
Oh! Well now I know. Arkansas, historically, is not my favorite state. Although Perry's Motel in Lonoke serves excellent catfish. I make sure to stop there each time I drive to Nashville.
By Robyn
November 27, 2006 03:37 AM | Link to this
I'm sorry, were you describing Aggies or Arkies? It's so hard to tell the difference.
Miss Adventure Responds:
I'm not sure what an Arkie is, or if somehow that was supposed to be a cutting comment of some sort, but hey thanks for reading!
By David S
November 24, 2006 05:17 PM | Link to this
Oh Ms Piggy
How your comments fit into Austin "Rocky Horror Picture Show" life style. One look at you and any warm blooded hetero sexual Aggie male will run, not walk to escape your warped world. We Aggies prefer straight sex and consanguine marriage to back seat sex in a Caddie.