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That’s cold, Ma
“Ha ha, technophiles.
“Where’s your iPod now? Can you use it to scrape your car, which is under an inch of ice? Did your satellite radio warm you up on the way home?
“Hey, you know that Xbox360 you wrestled with other shoppers to get during the Thanksgiving week retail wars? Did that help you get home all right with all the ice and the sleet? It didn’t? I’m surprised to hear that. I thought that was one of the features Microsoft promised to bundle into it.
“How about that slick driveway that caused you to fall and split open your pants? Did your podcast warn you to watch out for that? No? That’s too bad.
“Anyway, have fun with all those technology toys of yours. I’m sure they’re keeping you very warm today against the primal cold. Hope you remembered to TiVo tonight’s weather forecast, because I’ve got some more goodies for you tomorrow.”
Love, Mother Nature
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By art rhetoric
December 13, 2005 11:35 AM | Link to this
For a small Fee, Microsoft will supply a Service Pack for the 'Cold Weather'.